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febricant:

this one’s a keeper

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2014 so far

thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August:
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hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

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sexxxpensive:

gold-kushkloudz:

leftshoeowl:

geminimaddness:

I can’t even. That fact that he bows before he leaves makes this *priceless*

Oh no

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo

Screaming.

sexxxpensive:

gold-kushkloudz:

leftshoeowl:

geminimaddness:

I can’t even. That fact that he bows before he leaves makes this *priceless*

Oh no

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo

Screaming.

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thepeoplesrecord:

Columbia student will carry her mattress until her rapist exits school
September 2, 2014

While most students at Columbia University will spend the first day of classes carrying backpacks and books, Emma Sulkowicz will start her semester on Tuesday with a far heavier burden. The senior plans on carrying an extra-long, twin-size mattress across the quad and through each New York City building – to every class, every day – until the man she says raped her moves off campus.

“I was raped in my own bed,” Sulkowicz told me the other day, as she was gearing up to head back to school in this, the year American colleges are finally, supposedly, ready to do something about sexual assault. “I could have taken my pillow, but I want people to see how it weighs down a person to be ignored by the school administration and harassed by police.”

Sulkowicz is one of three women who made complaints to Columbia against the same fellow senior, who was found “not responsible” in all three cases. She also filed a police report, but Sulkowicz was treated abysmally – by the cops, and by a Columbia disciplinary panel so uneducated about the scourge of campus violence that one panelist asked how it was possible to be anally raped without lubrication.

So Sulkowicz joined a federal complaint in April over Columbia’s mishandling of sexual misconduct cases, and she will will hoist that mattress on her shoulders as part savvy activism, part performance art. “The administration can end the piece, by expelling him,” she says, “or he can, by leaving campus.”

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As painful as I know the constant reminder of attending school with her rapist must be, I’m glad she won’t be the only one forced to remember. I hope the rapist drops out immediately…or better yet, I hope he faces the justice he deserves. 

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You could ask me what my favorite time of the day is and my answer will always remain the same, in bed with her along my side. We don’t have to be having sex, cuddling, or even touching but having her there on the other side of my bed…that is my favorite time of the day. She could be reading a book, or playing some silly game on her iPhone. She could be fast asleep with her back against me as I write about this very moment in my blog. She could be staring at me or the ceiling or the TV, or humming her favorite song; it wouldn’t matter what she’s doing because she’ll still be here in this bed, along my side. I love how quickly she falls into a deep sleep and how her right foot twitches from time to time. It’s this moment that I cherish the most because I know that at any given moment she can decide that this bed is no longer one she wants to keep and at any moment she could find someone else to hold her in the dark of sleep. This is the moment I cherish the most because it’s happening right now, and right now is all we have. I could turn to her side of the bed one night and she’ll no longer be there and God will that hurt but at least I have this moment, this moment right now. There’s a chance this moment might one day turn to my haunting nightmares but at least I have this moment right now. Time stops because she is all that I need, she is all that I see. I love when her legs are wrapped around my body, or how her hands slowly make their way to mine. I love her random kisses and how she’ll randomly place them on my arms, hands, rib cage, and stomach. I love the wrestling matches and the tickle fights, there’s something about her laughter and how it makes the creaks of this bed turn silent. It’s this very moment that will always be my answer. You could ask me today, tomorrow, or in ten years, and my favorite time of the day will always be her, her in my bed, along my side.
— Lazy summer days, VT (via h0pefulkid-withaninkedupheart)

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hellsbanewolf:

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

well played

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1. Kiss like you mean it.
2. Remember their birthday, every year.
3. Make them feel special, even on a monday night with a forecast of rain.
4. Befriend their Mom, she will tell you stories that no one else can.
5. Order each other food at restaurants, just to try something new.
6. Shower together, you may learn to love your body, by seeing the desire and passion in your partners eyes.
7. Leave notes when you go out for the day, it will make you feel safe.
8. Watch the Breakfast Club, and pump up your fist in the end, even if it only happens once.
9. Care for each other when sick, soup is the easiest thing to make.
10. Make chocolate covered strawberries in summer simply because you can.
11. Go fishing with their Dad, and listen to what he has to say, even if he may have trouble saying it.
12. Give each other little presents, even if its just a rose on friday the 13th.
13. Get angry, but forgive.
14. Love, love with all you’ve got.
— (14 things to remember in a relationship)

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theironblog:

I’m the type of girlfriend that loves clingy. You can’t sleep at 3 am, maybe 4? That’s okay, call me. I don’t mind if you wake me up. You’re never annoying to me, no matter how many times you call or text me. I love it. I love that you care so much.

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deans-avenging-angel:

meulin-weipon:

waiting-for-the-blue-box:

greatbritishcheese:

maggiekealy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

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Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

Did you just say rebagled?

this is actually one of my favorite things 

rebagled

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anna-sings:

theseniggas:

im-simply-me:


This was done with a ballpoint motherfucking pen.

I will never get over this. 

Shit

I scrolled past and thought it was a picture
Wow

anna-sings:

theseniggas:

im-simply-me:

This was done with a ballpoint motherfucking pen.

I will never get over this. 

Shit

I scrolled past and thought it was a picture

Wow

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