swarleyu:

emilyclocke:

ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr:

naturepunk:

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

This could have gone so wrong

Nothing goes wrong in Canada

Even if it did we all have free health care

swarleyu:

emilyclocke:

ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr:

naturepunk:

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

This could have gone so wrong

Nothing goes wrong in Canada

Even if it did we all have free health care

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flybymars:

Phoebe was smooth as fuck

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booty-king:

expectations 

booty-king:

expectations 

(via palabokofdoom)

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derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

(via aphroditebabyy)

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narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

(via aphroditebabyy)

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masqverades:

do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the same thing keeps happening and you end up in this pattern of mediocrity. 

(Source: clavacles, via aphroditebabyy)

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oreoofficial:

has anyones crush ever actually worked out for them or is that a myth

(via orgasm)

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the next time he
points out the
hair on your legs is
growing back remind
that boy your body
is not his home
he is a guest.
warn him to
never outstep
his welcome
again

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h0odrich:

'hey whats up?'

'your time talking to me' 

image

(via orgasm)

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thisoneasshole:

lissoment:

be a gentleman: hold my hair out of my face while i suck your dick

Always.

(Source: q-ueenalicia, via corruptedbrainiac)

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It’s enough for me to be sure that you and I exist at this moment.
— Gabriel García Márquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude (via merulae)

(via shescrowndking)

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terufrying:

"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

(Source: terufrying, via beckyxdisasterpiece)

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corruptedbrainiac:

me at strip clubs

corruptedbrainiac:

me at strip clubs

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