jakemalik:

taylorthebloody:

ppitte:

It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows

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Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go

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bethaninchains:

ladipinklovesteydaddy:

real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

LMFAO I want this marriage

Awww

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littlezombiekid:

the-uncensored-she:

Women should NOT be forced to feed their babies in a bathroom, all because we live in a misogynistic, porn-warped society that’s been brainwashed to believe that female breasts used for anything other than male pleasure is “indecent”. Support public breast feeding and end the porn culture.

Forever reblog

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madmadsmadly:

i literally know nothing about roosterteeth or achievement hunters or whatever the fuck this man is from but from now on he’s my role model

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comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

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sextnoise:

justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

makes them boys go loco

(Source: oprahwingdings, via karrrrrrrina)

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studip:

the problem is that so many girls are gorgeous angels gracing the human population with their mere presence but so many guys are just walking garbage cans with big egos and a sense of entitlement they don’t deserve the world is out of balance

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Okay, so i just have to fucking point this out…

geniusly:

samanthakaynielsen:

This little girl

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Is going to grow up

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And find out

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About all of these

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And spend her life

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Wondering

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What the fuck happened

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Because you little shits

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Cannot contain yoursleves

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! I LOVE U CHLOE I LOVE YOU!!!

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a-tr0phy-fathers-trophy-s0n:

daisyfitness:

mysticanthia:

mogatrat:

zombieofthesith:

This made me giggle like a loser.

boss is going by
quick wave at the boss



I’ll never get over this

a-tr0phy-fathers-trophy-s0n:

daisyfitness:

mysticanthia:

mogatrat:

zombieofthesith:

This made me giggle like a loser.

boss is going by

quick wave at the boss

I’ll never get over this

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biscuitgod:

I like to text my mom “help me im in danger” put my phone on vibrate and shove it up my ass

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rudolphofficial:

is michael cera even a real person?

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I hate that feeling. When you randomly feel depressed. There is no warning, no apparent reason. It just happens. You feel empty, and you feel hopeless. And you just feel tired. As if you never want to move again. Then when someone asks you what’s wrong, you can’t say because there is nothing that comes to mind. Then you start thinking of what it could be, and you realize just how much is wrong. You know that feeling? Yeah, it sucks.

(Source: noteverythingiswhatitseems-, via jettskiiiii)

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theradioactivepenguin:

i scrolled down for an explanation and there was none 

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

suspnd:

suspnd:

suspnd:

my best friend just realized 30 minutes before her curfew that she’s an hour away from home in the most dangerous part of the city alone with the buses no longer running so she calls the police to take her home i cant stop laughing

update the cop that came to pick her up is a hot 20 year old guy thats flirting with her and now im not laughing anymore

SHE FUCKING HOOKED UP WITH THE COP

fuck the police

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gaydirectioner:

potter-merlin:

longnightsandterriblefights:

siriuslysalvatore:

are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head

when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book

And then if that book gets turned into a movie, they will pronounce the characters name and you just sit there in the cinemas like the fuck just happened to me

CARLISLE

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